“The most brilliant author of the 21st century. But enough about me, buy Chad’s book. It’s a blueprint of how the mind—and penis—of a typical American male works.”
—Maddox, New York Times bestselling author of THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS

“It’s so primal, so dangerous, it might be the most ingenious book I’ve ever read.”
—Josh Kilmer-Purcell, New York Times bestselling author of I AM NOT MYSELF THESE DAYS

“I can’t figure out if this book is a heart-felt dispatch from the front line in the battle of the sexes or a brilliant send-up of the way in which the male point of view has been misrepresented by militant feminists. I suspect it may be both.”
—Toby Young, New York Times bestselling author of HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE

“An appalling book we couldn’t put down.”
—Penthouse